HMMM!!! CRUNCHY! This is one of those family stories that your parents take great delight in recounting to girlfriends. I have no recollection of this event .. but I'm not squeamish when it comes to eating more acceptable molluscs.
What the One Man Band Ninja lacked in stealth he made up for in multitasking entertainment. You don't see that many one man bands around any more. When I was growing up they were all over the telly. I suppose they died with variety!!
Don't try this at home as we all know the only way to make a tortoise faster is to paint red stripes on it! Oh and this is my 100th post - is there anybody there?